Vivek's Funny Text Files

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2000sign.txt - Signs Of The 2000's

adultsgn.txt - 26 Signs You're An Adult

airsmart.txt - Intelligence . . .

airsqwk1.txt - "Squawks"

badday01.txt - You Think You Are Having A Bad Day . . .

banking1.txt - His and Her's Drive Through Banking

bdtrkdrv.txt - Bad Truck Driver

beerfeml.txt - Beer has Female Hormones

bighorse.txt - You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When . . .

bitblond.txt - The Bitter Blonde

blndmail.txt - The Blonde Checking The Mail

bndpaint.txt - Blonde Paint Joke

boytaxes.txt - The Little Boy And Taxes

bumpstck.txt - Various Funny Bumper Stickers

busquote.txt - Quote About Business

cigarlaw.txt - Funny Cigar Lawyer Story

clevwom1.txt - Clever Women are Dangerous

clevwom2.txt - More Clever Women . . .

cockroos.txt - "Don't Be A Cocky Rooster . . ."

colgstdt.txt - You Might Be A College Student . . .

copmotor.txt - Obnoxious Motorist's Encounter With A Police Officer

copsay01.txt - Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop . . .

corprow1.txt - Rowing With the Corporate Structure

crzystry.txt - Crazy Stories

daldriv2.txt - Visitor's Guide To Dallas, TX and Driving There, As Well.

daldrive.txt - Dallas Driving Rules (Need Not Be In Dallas To Enjoy)

daythink.txt - A Thought For The Day

deepthts.txt - Deep Thoughts

dickcop1.txt - Dick Cop

dmpguide.txt - 1999 Survival Guide to Taking a Dump at Work

drunkmen.txt - The Drunken Fools

dumbfact.txt - Interesting, Useless Facts

eggdisp1.txt - Hawaiian/Texan Egg Dispute

employee.txt - Excerpts From Employee Evaluations

enghard1.txt - 21 Examples Of Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

fthrsonc.txt - Father/Son College Correspondence

funquote.txt - Funny Quotes

giftadam.txt - Gifts for Adam

grldmert.txt - Girl's Demerit System

idcrime1.txt - Idiot's Crimes Across The Country

jackscht.txt - Story of Jack Schitt

judging.txt - Very Interesting, Two Tough Questions

kangaden.txt - Common Lines of Thought . . .

lawblond.txt - The Lawyer & The Blonde

lifemath.txt - Life's Arithmetic

lnghrnag.txt - Longhorn/Aggie Rivalry

lovesay1.txt - Quote About Relationships (Not A Comedy)

manlife1.txt - Man's Life and Why . . .

manwoman.txt - Two New Periodic Elements . . . (Man, Woman)

misspell.txt - Mississippi

much90s1.txt - Signs You Have Seen Too Much Of The 90's . . .

nakedwrk.txt - Reasons To Go To Work Naked . . .

oilfight.txt - Oil Changes for Men and Women

onlyusa1.txt - Only In America . . .

petownr.txt - Letters to Pets & Non-Pet Owners (NEW!)

ponder01.txt - Thoughts to Ponder

presfrog.txt - The Frog Story . . .

prestrip.txt - Recent President's Trip to Oz

prestriv.txt - Presidential Trivia

pullover.txt - The Pullover

ricebaby.txt - A Song Making Fun of RiceBoy Cars (My Pet Peeve)

salaries.txt - Dilbert's Salary Theorem & Analysis

somefact.txt - Some Amusing, Irrelevant Facts

spagball.txt - Spaghetti & Meatballs . . . 

strnglbl.txt - Strange Product Labels

trnride1.txt - Four Celebrities on a Train

vengewed.txt - The Revenge Wedding

vgrarprt.txt - Fictional Report on Viagra

wiswords.txt - Words of Wisdom

y2kpardy.txt - McDonald's/Y2K Parody

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Disclaimer: A few of the files may contain small amounts of obscene language, although Vivek has attempted to remove all files with such content. Also, some files may claim events as factual, and they may be false. All text files are edited by Vivek, and the text files on this site may not represent the ideas, ideals, thoughts, or anything of Vivek. Also, Vivek does not claim original ownership to the files prior to their editting.  Also, none of the files are meant to be derogatory to any specific group of people including females, blondes, or anyone of a specific race.  Vivek has done his best to keep the page politically correct.  If there is a file on this page that causes a discrepancy, please contact him with the contact information below to resolve the matter.

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This page is updated often, so please come back. This page was last updated on November 9, 2004.

© Vivek K. G.; 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004., 2005.