The Bitter Blonde . . .
(Editted By: Lil' Viv)

A blonde walks in to a pawn shop close to where she lives. She looks
around for a while and then approaches the clerk, "I would like to
buy that TV over there."

The clerk says, "I am sorry, lady, but we don't serve blondes here."
The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a
brunette wig. "I would like to purchase that TV over there."  Again
the clerk says, "Lady, I told you yesterday we don't serve blondes
here."

Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man (a suit,
tie, mustache, etc.) and approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice,
"I would  like to purchase that TV over there."  The clerk says, "Lady,
I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes here!"

She says to the clerk, "How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig, today
I am dressed like a man -- how can you tell it is me?"

He laughs and says, "Because that's a microwave!"