Crazy Stories (Editted By: Lil' Viv)

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address 
from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. 
As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, "Look, I'm not stupid or 
anything, but what state is it in?" 

I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor home was towed into 
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole 
thing generally looked like a prop from the movie "Twister." I asked the 
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise 
control then went in back to make a sandwich. 

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to the parking lot, found 
four men sitting in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her 
handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows 
how to use the gun and that she will use it if required . . . so GET OUT OF THE 
CAR! The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and 
ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into 
the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. Small problem, her key 
wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four / five 
spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police 
station.  The sergeant that she told the story to burst into laughter and pointed
to the other end of the counter where the four men were; They were reporting a 
car-jacking by a mad, elderly white women . . . No charges were filed.