Longhorn/Aggie Rivalry (Editted by:  Lil' Viv)

Two Longhorns boarded a shuttle flight out of Dallas for
Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in 
the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Aggie got on 
and took the aisle seat next to the Longhorns. He kicked
off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when 
the Longhorn in the Windowseat said "I think I'll get up 
and get a coke." "No problem," said the Aggie, "I'll get 
it for you." While he was gone, the Longhorn picked up the
Aggie's shoe and spit in it. When the Aggie returned with
the coke, the other Longhorn said, "That looks good, I 
think I'll have one too?" Again, the Aggie obligingly went
to fetch it and while he was gone, the Longhorn picked up
the other shoe and spit in it. The Aggie returned and they
all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston. As
the plane was landing, the Aggie slipped his feet into his
shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long
must this go on?" the Aggie asked. This enmity between our
peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
shoes and peeing in cokes?"