Signs That You Have Seen Too Much Of The 90's . . .
	(Editted By: Lil' Viv)

You try to enter your password to start the microwave.
You think of three espressos as "Getting Wasted."
You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready
	and he e-mails you back to ask "What's for dinner?"
Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
	but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor in
	months.
You didn't give your loved one a valentine card this year, but
	you posted one for your e-mail buddies.
You buy a new computer and a week later it is out of date and ½
	price.
The concept of using real money instead of a credit or debit card
	is foreign to you.
Every commercial on television has a website address at the bot-
	tom of the screen.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out
	of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they
	don't have an e-mail address.
You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
You refer to the dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
You find that you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
	for a living.
You eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant
	in town within the same week.
You think a "Half-Day" means leaving at 5:00.
You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.