Hello! Welcome to my sub-profile! It came about because of the lack of space for things I wanted to add in my standard profile! So, here it is . . . some notable AIM quotes (many maybe inside jokes and funnier if you know me well), some rambling, then just random weird things!
Notable AIM Quotes (In
retrospect, these may "had to be there" type quotes.):
Newest Entry: When DOS Attacks
. . . (Added: 3/26/2005)
Well, I Must Oblige the Public . . .
AndCharSays: I'm putting in a formal request
for subprofile updates.
Vivek Gupta: One question . . . ARE YOU READY? (For a
new SubProfile update.)
AndCharSays: ALWAYS
Tommy's Good at Breakups, A Quote from his Ex. to
him:
Kalokeri1717: and i permenently hate
you
Kalokeri1717: ohh one last thing-
Kalokeri1717: dont be surpised if you lawn catches
on fire in the future
Brad going through some changes . . .
Vivek Gupta: I've gotta sign off for a minute to do
a backup . . .
BRADMR2: no
Vivek Gupta: Yes.
BRADMR2: fine
BRADMR2: I won't be here when you go
Vivek Gupta: LOL, don't cry . . . I'll be right back.
BRADMR2: I won't be here
BRADMR2: *pout*
BRADMR2: you'll be all 'bradless'
My Sister In The Czech Republic . . .
ShailviG: hez
ShailviG: hey
ShailviG: sorry...its a weird czech keyboard
When DOS Attacks . . .
Joshvar: I have 3 words for you
Joshvar: DOS IS DEAD
Joshvar: http://www.lilviv.com/rc/air/heli/cntrlhli.jpg
Joshvar: what is wrong with that
Joshvar: cntrlhli.jpg
Joshvar: what is wrong with you
Vivek Gupta: Hahahaha.
Vivek Gupta: You're not the only one who gave me s**t
for that. =P
Joshvar: why do you stay with it my friend
Joshvar: we need to have a serious talk about this
Vivek Gupta: Creature of habit.
Vivek Gupta: I have no intention of doing that.
Vivek Gupta: Just happened.
Joshvar: you must stop
Joshvar: if you do not stop, DOS will come back to
kill us all
Joshvar: and we can't have that
Joshvar: WE SIMPLY CAN'T
Apparently I Drive in a Peppy Manner . . .
Benjamin Quattro: can you take me to
alabama? planes are too slow
The Kind of Fortune Cookies We Get . . .
Vivek Gupta: Mine said that "both of me"
were very good at friendship. Rags's said he could live on the moon in another
life. Novie's said she had a good appetite.
AndCharSays: thats not fair....i get sucky fortunes
at 888
AndCharSays: like you like chinese food
Charlene Finding A Roach . . .
AndCharSays: my worst fear
AndCharSays: losing all my friends to computer games
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: theres a cockROACH
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: OMG
lilviv525: Where?
AndCharSays: ITS THE SIZE OF MY FINGER
AndCharSays: IN MY ROOM
AndCharSays: ON THE DOORWAY
lilviv525: Put a glass or bowl over it.
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: OMG
lilviv525: And let it die over the next week. Heh.
AndCharSays: I CANT
AndCharSays: ITS ON THE WALL
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: ITS ON THE WALL
lilviv525: Put the bowl over it, get it contained.
AndCharSays: I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM
AndCharSays: ITS ON THE DORWAT
lilviv525: Run through the doorway, GET A BOWL.
lilviv525: BE STRONG CHAR.
AndCharSays: OMG
AndCharSays: I CANT
AndCharSays: its right there
AndCharSays: help me
AndCharSays: help me
lilviv525: What do you want me to do?
*LONG Silence.*
AndCharSays: omg it flies
*No Response From AIM, Feared Char Might Be Dead.*
*Then, the frantic phone call after Char was safely in the living room.*
Now, Lizards . . . (In A Different Apartment, Even
. . .)
AndCharSays: OMG OMG OGM
AndCharSays: lkizard in my bathroom
AndCharSays: omgits alive
AndCharSays: cna i vacuum it up
Vivek Gupta: I wouldn't suggest vacuuming it up.
Vivek Gupta: Although this will go on my profile under
the roach thing.
AndCharSays: why not
AndCharSays: i dont want to touch itu
Vivek Gupta: Try to just trap it with a cup and use
paper to seal the cup.
Vivek Gupta: Vacumming it up is kind of a cruel death.
AndCharSays: thats too close
Vivek Gupta: If you were a pest, you wouldn't want
to die by getting vacuumed up.
Vivek Gupta: Smash it quickly with a book? Then do
some clean up?
AndCharSays: thats too gross
Vivek Gupta: Cleanly sever it's head with something?
Vivek Gupta: I think trapping it is best.
Vivek Gupta: Trap it and then inject poison to the
top of the cup, let it die, the clean it up easier. =P
AndCharSays: i think it crawled into my bathrobe
AndCharSays: i think it may like fuzzy things
AndCharSays: it was hiding under my bathmat before
Vivek Gupta: Evacuate the bathmat, shake it out outside.
Vivek Gupta: BE STRONG CHAR.
AndCharSays: i cant
AndCharSays: i need help :-(
Vivek Gupta: Charblina, you can do it.
Vivek Gupta: Make him your pet lizard.
Vivek Gupta: Get a cage. Call Novie?
AndCharSays: im just going to close off the bathroom
as a hazard area for the next 24 hours and hope he goes away
AndCharSays: will sirble answer his phone? :-(
15 Minutes Pass . . .
Vivek Gupta: Blina? Is all OK?
AndCharSays: i lost it
AndCharSays: i think it may be upside down under the
toilet
Vivek Gupta: Upside down? How did that happen?
AndCharSays: it cralwed up the toilet i think
AndCharSays: i cant find it on the floor or on the
walls
AndCharSays: and last i saw it it was behind the toilet
Vivek Gupta: Why would you think it's upside down?
Vivek Gupta: That would make it easy to catch, no?
AndCharSays: well i cant see under there...so i dont
know exactly where he is
Vivek Gupta: Go explore.
Vivek Gupta: Call him, touch him.
AndCharSays: nope
AndCharSays: hazard area for hte next hour
AndCharSays: door is closed
Vivek Gupta: Seal the door jam?
AndCharSays: i think i lost the lizard for good
AndCharSays: its no where to be found
AndCharSays: im just gonna tell myself he let himself
out
AndCharSays: so i can clean the bathroom
Vivek Gupta: Cool, but he is there and has babies.
AndCharSays: VIV
Vivek Gupta: CHA
Vivek Gupta: Char, lizards are harmless.
AndCharSays: they are scary as hell
AndCharSays: just like bugs
Another Instance Of Charlene's Substandard Living
Conditions . . .
AndCharSays: oh my f-ing god
AndCharSays: it happened again
AndCharSays: the complex turned off my water in the middle
of my shower
AndCharSays: for the second time this week
Vivek Gupta: What? Why the hell are they turning
off your water?
AndCharSays: they did it earlier this week to fix a valve
AndCharSays: i dont know what the hell is going on now
AndCharSays: so i have a head full of suds
AndCharSays: and a test in an hour
AndCharSays: omg this is ridiculous
Vivek Gupta: Yeah, no kidding. Use bottled water? =P
AndCharSays: ok well i need to get my hair clean....yeah
im thinking im gonna have to use aquafina
AndCharSays: S**T
AndCharSays: this sucks
AndCharSays: S**T ITS GONE AGAIN
AndCharSays: it went back on for a minute
AndCharSays: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Vivek Gupta: Jeez.
AndCharSays: ok well it was enough water for me to clean
my hair out
AndCharSays: what a great way to start the day
*Ironically, Charlene was in a very expensive place, where
rent is more than a nice house payment. =P
Ownin' Up Campus . . .
OoSURGEoO: i took a final at jester
OoSURGEoO: and on my desk it said "Lil Viv"
OoSURGEoO: :o
*Man, I did that many years ago . . . legacy lives
on!
Kunaal & Geico . . .
kOonel: i love the geico commercials
Vivek Gupta: They love you, too, Kunaal.
kOonel: i know.
Josh's New Plan . . .
Joshvar: I'm going to ball out of control and see
where it gets me in life
First Thing Zach Tells Me On AIM After We Return From
Vegas . . .
zskydive: if that wasn't the bigest s**t of my life...
it was top 3 for sure
zskydive: i took one micro crap in vegas... all that
food still in me. it came out with a vengence
We've All RMA'd Tech. Equipment . . .
Tiembo: haha, while filling reports, it occured that
it must be a major PITA to rma a pacemaker
A Fellow Bad Boys Fan . . . (When Bad Boys 2 Came
Out On DVD)
benji c0m: yes, i did buy the first copy in dallas
*Apparently he was at Wal-Mart at midnight when it
was released and really did buy the first copy.
Prophecy . . .
CapnAmazeo: 666 + 1337 = 2003
CapnAmazeo: oh s**t we f**ked
CapnAmazeo: the devil and the haxxors are coming :-(
Blake's Frustration At Work . . .
UTBlakeR: u want to hear that I do at work. This guy
couldn't get his zip out of the internal drive becuase it was not showing up
on the desktop. U know y it wasn't showing up? It was in the computer next to
his. He put the disk in the wrong computer.
Nerd Antics Wearing Off On Other Folks . . .
juleslikewhoa: Hi.edu/whatareyoudoing.htm
juleslikewhoa: hahah i feel like such a nerd
juleslikewhoa: and i owe it all to you
juleslikewhoa: thank you viv
RAkula98: 10.4.com
RAkula98: allgood.htm
kOonel: hi.com
veensant mo: Dr. Gupta.com
AndCharSays: whatsup.com
Thomas Ostergard: thomz0rz.net/goopers/hello/index.html
Vivek Gupta: Bringing out the nerd in cool folks since
1832. :)
Regular Conversations With Evelyn Can Easily Be Taken
Out Of Context . . .
EVETAN983: i always thought rear entry was weird
*For above, we were talking about garages.
EVETAN983: my balls aren't so sweaty anyways
*For above, she was referring to song lyrics.
Vivek Gupta: That gets profiled with the rear entry comment, no?
EVETAN983: no
Vivek Gupta: I think it does.
*And so it is.
Kean Being A Sir . . .
Javeboy: ih
Javeboy: i'm a sir
Javeboy: thanks
Vivek Gupta: Yay for sirs.
Charlene & Discussing Speaking With Our Fish
. . .
Vivek Gupta: What if we could go into our fish tanks
and talk to our fish and ask them how their life has been in our tanks? See
who their friends are, which fish they don't like, what they like to eat, etc.
=P
AndCharSays: haha thatd be awesome
Vivek Gupta: I'd get in there and be like, "Sup."
AndCharSays: i would ask them how they like the arrangement
Vivek Gupta: Ask if they see you watching in from
outside and if they get scared.
AndCharSays: theyd be like, yeah, so you know where
the flakes are kept
Vivek Gupta: What they think about water changes and
gravel cleaning, then proceed to explain to them that it is for their own good.
*We had also mentioned that if either of us ever had
kids and they saw this conversation, they'd think/realize we were crazy.
Typical Late Night Conversation . . .
Lord Frog: It is raining quite offensively.
Vivek Gupta: It was hailing earlier.
Vivek Gupta: I ran out in the hail (got pelted) to
move my bike.
Lord Frog: That's why I propose we should always wear
helmets.
Vivek Gupta: What about the gremlins? :-(
Lord Frog: It's the perfect ruse, they would never
expect helmets that shoot lazer beams!
Pressure From U.T.'s Computer Sciences Program .
. .
aphilipp18: i quit
aphilipp18: i'm taking up painting
aphilipp18: screw cs
*At one point, I feared I was starting to agree with
him. ;-)
Just Keeping The Fans Happy . . . ;)
DanielOcean1707: I really just want to be in your
sub profile
DanielOcean1707: it would make me smile
John Talking About My Away Message . . .
John M Durrant: now your message isnt really relavent
to anyone who knows you...thus the only people that would im you, would know
that you shower at least 5 times a day. therefore, your autoresponese is cute
but doesnt apply to the scope.
Auto response from Vivek Gupta: Hey John M Durrant
:-), I'm currently in the shower (even though I'm a CS Major) :-P, but I generally
don't answer IM's in the shower :-\. So, I'll get your messages after I return!
8-)
Random Quotes (Often Late At Night) . . .
veensant mo (5:04 AM): that's why you fell asleep
on the wall
Benjamin Quattro: we need a new VivekGupta();
"asioenboi;zosieta'siejtqoiwjetzxdgl'la;weijgi;onzxoid;giawje
^-- international signal of distress"
-Vincent
Nicknames Are All Over . . .
kOonel: im not kooneltron
AndCharSays: hi veebler
Vivek Gupta: Oooh, that's like Keebler, but not.
AndCharSays: yeah, i likeit
BramDesign: You'll always be a gupta drawer who doesn't
sleep
*But, Blake's Crazy, See Below Monkey IM.
BramDesign: Did u know if you stare at your monkey icon long enough
it almost seems to move?
*Below, Char's Dismay When I Told Her Ryosuke Wasn't
Real . . .
AndCharSays: damn you vivek gupta
Vivek Gupta: Not sure if you are calling out my screename
or real name.
AndCharSays: that was your screenname
AndCharSays: we all know your real name
AndCharSays: vivpac cool j
Vivek Gupta: HiBlina.
AndCharSays: SpongeViv Cargopants
*Trying to cook one up for John . . .
Vivek Gupta: I think I might start calling you Kelly
Clarkson, haven't figured it out,yet.
John M Durrant: i advise you to rethink that.
Vivek Gupta: I haven't figured it out, yet, but I
think it's quite promising.
Vivek Gupta: It's got some Star Power to it.
Vivek Gupta: I think once you hear it a few times,
you'll get right on board.
John M Durrant: kinda like jackson?
Vivek Gupta: A little.
Vivek Gupta: This one's got a little more kick, pinache,
etc.
John M Durrant: uh huh
*Time to Try Out John's New Name . . . It's a Winner.
Vivek Gupta: How are things with the P-Town Thugs
(the group of gangsters you manage)?
John M Durrant: one of them was giving me some lip,
so I had to take care of the problem...needless to say I have a position open.
Vivek Gupta: Hardcore, that is how Kelly Clarkson
rolls.
*And Finally, One for Me . . .
moss1199: dude, i just had came to the realization
that you are 'The Wolf' from Pulp Fiction
moss1199: when she[it] happens, you show up and already
have the right game plan
moss1199: to get s**t done
moss1199: and you don't sugar coat or anything, u
don't f**k around. u just call it like it is and deploy the proper plan of action
moss1199: i'd call you 'the wolf' from now on but
taht would make u feel cool. i'll just call you 'The Kitty' since you're so
fond of cats
*I hate cats, well . . . not just cats, pretty much
anything that is made up of pure evil.
In A Discussion About Kean's Future Success . . .
Vivek Gupta: You'll start buying dealerships, "Kean
Wang Mitsubishi." "Boost Logic Ferrari." "Karaoke Scion".
"o man Ford".
Javeboy: haha
Javeboy: that's funny
Our Future Entrepreneur and His Catch Phrase . . .
Mk4UmHa: he says "o man" with no excitment whatso
ever even when he's about to run into the wall.
After I told my sister about upcoming job interview
. . .
ShailviG: do you understand that you cant where tennis
shoes
ShailviG: seriously
Apparently other share this opinion on my wardrobe,
so . . .
NightTime Viv: I bought black socks.
John M Durrant: no s**t!
John M Durrant: congrats man
AndCharSays: black socks....oh im so proud of you
Zach Scared About Being In Vegas With Me . . .
zskydive: Tell Novie I said that she has to pack for
you
zskydive: u have to bring something more than cotton
shorts and 1995 t-shirts
zskydive: and at least one pair of close toed shoes
Man, I Can't Leave the Computer for One Second .
. .
Thomas Ostergard: hola
Thomas Ostergard: oh no
Thomas Ostergard: you've gone idle on me
Thomas Ostergard: get out the paddles!
Thomas Ostergard: CLEAR
Thomas Ostergard: no response
Thomas Ostergard: MORE VOLTAGE
Thomas Ostergard: CLEAR
Thomas Ostergard: no response
Thomas Ostergard: I'm afraid we've lost him . . .
Thomas Ostergard: :'(
Some work . . .
AndCharSays: hi viv
AndCharSays: im so bored
Vivek Gupta: Don't be bored.
Vivek Gupta: Come to Austin. :D
AndCharSays: :-(
Vivek Gupta: For New Year's. :D
AndCharSays: i would
Vivek Gupta: Work?
AndCharSays: haha yeah
AndCharSays: 930 am new years day
Some Do Nothing or Play Poker . . .
kOonel: so bored
Vivek Gupta: Well, you still get plenty of Texas Hold
'Em nights.
kOonel: this is true
kOonel: we are playing tonight.
Vivek Gupta: You're going to become a cagillionaire.
kOonel: my parents told im addicted.
kOonel: i dont think its true.
Vivek Gupta: OMG.
Vivek Gupta: YOU'RE ADDICTED! =-O
kOonel: no
kOonel: your addicted.
Vivek Gupta: OMG. YOU'RE ADDICTED! =-O
Some Are "Miscellaneous" . . .
aphilipp18: set x = {Ø} where X is the set
of things I have done today
aphilipp18: i paid 50 bucks for a trash can
aphilipp18: i'm a dumbass
aphilipp18: nice to meet you
aphilipp18: S**T I AM BORED
aphilipp18: http://www.cc.gatech.edu/gvu/people/Phd/Reid.Harmon/htw/
aphilipp18: THIS IS HOW I SPENT MY VACATION
Vivek Gupta: WHat is it?
aphilipp18: that my friend
aphilipp18: is hunt the wumpus
aphilipp18: DO YOU SEE HOW BORED I AM
aphilipp18: I LOVE CHRISTMAS BREAK
aphilipp18: I'M BORED
aphilipp18: I'M GONNA TEACH MYSELF HASKELL CAUSE I'M
SO BORED
This page was last updated on March 26, 2005.
Copyright Vivek K. G.; 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005.